Speedy Gonzales: Why was I pulled over, officer?
1st Officer: You were speeding. And you were thinking about passing in a “no-passing zone.”
Speedy Gonzales: I was?
1st Officer: Yes, you were! Let me see your driver’s license.
Speedy: What’s a driver’s license?
1st Officer: Oh boy, you hit the jackpot!
Speedy (smiling): No, I did not run into any jackpot! Here is my driver’s license.
1st Officer (yanking Speedy roughly): Put your hands behind your back, wise guy; I have to handcuff you. You got a green-card?
2nd Officer (nervously): Be careful, don’t get too rough with him. Maybe we are being filmed. I, from this highway, already see huge aerial cameras hovering above us.
1st Officer (in a cruel tone): It’s off to incarceration in the old Delux Ant-farm for you, Speedy! You will get nothing but bread and water!
Speedy: Bread and water? I love bread and water!
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Final Note:
Speedy got sentenced to three years but he got out in two for good behavior; unfortunately, against international human rights, all of his children were separated from him by an immoral, fascist-loving regime. Though extremely poor, he is content with living on meager crumbs somewhere upon your shiny kitchen floor. Walk gingerly!
There is an alternative name for Highway 47. The alternative name is Tom’s Garden Hose.
Incident on Highway 47… Photo by Thomas Peace c. 2018
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I like this commentary!
Good for you, Jen! 🙂
Yup! Love it!
The world is watching this sickness; the world is watching!
It’s good somebody is writing against this injustice, Thomas. Wonder what he is planning next? Have a nice day, regards Mitza
Yes, so many are caught in ruts and stick to the way that they were brought up; then they blindly follow. Hatred and division are learned things (of cold thinking). The world is watching this sickness.
The top ant on the right is veering over the line – it should have had another cup of coffee before leaving on this journey! We needed a smile; the world events will bring a constant frown to our collective faces.
I’ll smile a lot easier when innocent, little children aren’t cruelly manipulated and tortured and when the environment is taken care of and not denigrated by a bunch of crazies.