Here I sit broken
hearted, as I wished for spring
but only farted.
[Note: Photo was taken on 4-9-18 when the weather was much colder. Now the weather is actually getting to be more spring-like; some wishes do come true!]
Frozen PseudoSpringtime… Photo by Thomas Peace c. 2018
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We had a dusting of snow this morning! It is April, right?
Still!!!
My advice:
Eat some Red Kidney Bean dish, like i did, and make a wish. 🙂
With your considering parrot species to get, here are a few tips:
Scarlet, this morning, said, “Hi babe!” and was dancing comically in such a cute way!
The other day when i was late with bringing them their snacks, i apologized for being late. Tweetie then said, “Take your time!” First, i gave Scarlet her treats, and while doing so thought that time is a very abstract concept and it was hard to believe that she said that. As i then put treats into Tweetie’s dish, i said, “When i came in late with the snacks and said that i was sorry for being late, did you then say, “Take your time!”? Tweetie then said, “Yes i did! Take your time!” 🙂
Sounds good to me!
What an awesome photo – and fun haiku. 🙂
Hopefully spring and summer are finally on their way to you.
The truly funny thing about it was that it really happened, Scifi! I ate a Red Kidney Bean dish the night i took the photo! 🙂
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Look at the star un the center! Great capture Toma 🙂 !
Yes, it really is pretty cool… literally! 🙂
hehe, when you don’t find a suitable rhyme this comes out? We had two days of spring and now it turned quite cold again. Hope you have better weather, Thomas, kind regards Mitza
I had flatulence that day, and my rhyme-making abilities were accurate despite the foul atmosphere of the place! 🙂
hehe, your poor wife and what about Tweetie? Does she still live??? 🙂
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Glad you found it amusing, Miss P.! 🙂
Both spring and shit arrive in time.
Slip slidin’ away… Slip slidin’ away… 🙂
Love your snowflakes, but I’m ready for them to be done.
We could get more on Saturday.
Most were melting on the spot and it was difficult to find a tenacious one! Some snowflakes just give in all too quickly! Butt the key to really getting them to stick around is the flatulence! 🙂
If you say so!
you’re so funny…
Thank you SFL! We could all use a little levity in this mad, chaotic world! 🙂 And remember, flatulence is only for the very serious!
Red kidney bean dish instead of a wishbone? Really Tom? C’mon now! LOL 😀
Kym, it’s the alternative that we die-hard vegetarians swear by! It works! 🙂
(If you believe that, i have some swamp land i’ll sell you!)
LMBO…Tom you are the quintessential comedian! 😀 Love that!!!
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Enough with the snow – it should be banned in April.
Soon the only real flakes will be some of my in-laws! 🙂
Beautiful photo!!!! It’s like Christmas decoration ornaments!!!
Yes, only it’s spring! 🙂
Very nice image! We only have wet and dry seasons out here – and hot all year around 🙂
Lovely photo & the Haiku? Made me smile 😊
Spectacular image!
LOL thanks for the chuckle!