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Tweedle-dum and Tweedle-dee




Tweedle-dum and Tweedle-dee
walked through some woods, but one had to pee.
Said Tweedle-dum to Tweedle-dee,
“I need to pee, but so youΒ 
can’t see.”
“But I don’t want to go blind,”
said Tweedle-dee.
So Tweedle-dum did
not pee,
and remained good friends
with Tweedle-dee.

So the next time you are
walking deep in the observative woods,
hold it all in
as Tweddle-dum knows you should.



Spotted Green Tiger Beetle crossing the Urinary River … Photo by Thomas Peace c. 2019

36 Comments Join the Conversation

  1. monkey have disagreement. human pee pee full of excellent nutrient for plant life like phorsphorus + nitrogen + potassium. pee pee also almost 100 % sterile when it come out from human critter. so it *good* idea to pee in woods because it beat peeing in pants & it good for plants. now peeing on front lawn probably not good idea if reader live in populated area with many cars go by.


  2. What a gorgeous beetle! Green is my favorite color and that’s a pretty green. Nice potty humor in your poem. 😁


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