Tweedle-dum and Tweedle-dee
walked through some woods, but one had to pee.
Said Tweedle-dum to Tweedle-dee,
“I need to pee, but so you
“But I don’t want to go blind,”
So Tweedle-dum did
and remained good friends
So the next time you are
walking deep in the observative woods,
hold it all in
as Tweddle-dum knows you should.