Tweedle-dum and Tweedle-dee
walked through some woods, but one had to pee.
Said Tweedle-dum to Tweedle-dee,
“I need to pee, but so you
can’t see.”
“But I don’t want to go blind,”
said Tweedle-dee.
So Tweedle-dum did
not pee,
and remained good friends
with Tweedle-dee.
So the next time you are
walking deep in the observative woods,
hold it all in
as Tweddle-dum knows you should.
Spotted Green Tiger Beetle crossing the Urinary River … Photo by Thomas Peace c. 2019
monkey have disagreement. human pee pee full of excellent nutrient for plant life like phorsphorus + nitrogen + potassium. pee pee also almost 100 % sterile when it come out from human critter. so it *good* idea to pee in woods because it beat peeing in pants & it good for plants. now peeing on front lawn probably not good idea if reader live in populated area with many cars go by.
With all of your excretory knowledge, you should write a book about it. 🙂
Clever
Thank you, CC; it was a fun one! 🙂
Wow electric green color, is amazing. Beautiful encounter Tom! 🙂
Parece un joya de Cartier! 🙂
Much appreciated, Marcela! It is jewel-like! 🙂
🙂 🙂
Except when you are old then it becomes much more difficult…
Yes, Francis! That’s for sure! (I sure don’t refrain from urinating while in the woods!) 🙂
Excellent Tom, but not practical!
Not at our age, Peter! 🙂
Love that neon beetle!
They are awesome… aren’t they! 🙂
Yes!
What a gorgeous beetle! Green is my favorite color and that’s a pretty green. Nice potty humor in your poem. 😁
I love green too (and purple). Thanks regarding the humor, Siobhan! 🙂
Amazing close-up.
Thanks much, Jane! I think that they are fascinating beetles! 🙂
I see we’re all in Wonderland today. 😉 Have a great day, Tom! 😊
Yew 2, Dorinda! 🙂
Marla, my wife, absolutely deplores anything about Alice in Wonderland; she refuses to even watch the new movie versions of it with Johnny Dep, which are so wonderful. Ha! 🙂
Oh no!! I love the Johnny Depp ones! Which Disney movie does she like? Or is it just Disney in general she dislikes?
She likes a lot of Disney movies, especially Beauty and the Beast. We both especially like the new one of B & the B! It’s just Alice in Wonderland that she despises. The book, the movie, and anything about A in W freaks her out (big time); it’s comical really! 🙂
Lovely beetle. Enjoyed the poem too.
Thanks, Belinda! It was a fun one to write! 🙂
How clever you are from the words in the narrative to the description in your photo!
I just went with the flow. 🙂
What an iridescent beauty!
Yes, for a lowly insect! 🙂
LOL. Good one, Tom. Pretty beetle, too!
They are beautiful beetles, aren’t they?! 🙂
I think you’re taking the p 🙂
More and more these days as i’m getting older. 🙂
So beautiful!!
Thank you, Susi! 🙂
You’re very welcome!!