)”We have many featured products,”
said the salesman,
“that you may be interested in.”
“Do you have any,”
said the wise man,
“that can give back to nature what the manufacturing process took away?”
“I don’t understand what you are talking about,”
said the salesman,
as an involuntary, nervous tic evidenced itself spontaneously.
“None of the vacuums that you sell can clean up the mental and smelly environmental rubbish,”
said the wise man,
“that we humans caused and now are in.”
“What does that mean?”
asked the salesman,
as he coughed and wiped a bit of sweat from what was considered ‘his’ forehead.
“It means,” said the wise man,
“that (there is no ‘I’ that is interested in
buying what a ‘you’ allegedly have.”






