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Mr. Average walked along in his very average way.
Mr. Average — according to his father — was born on a very average day.
Mr. Average, when he was young, went to a very average school.
Mr. Average, when in class, was around average with the breaking of the rules.
Mr. Average, within his mind, partook in an average degree of thinking.
Mr. Average, regarding his eyes (each day) blinked with around the average blinking.
Mr. Average, like most everyone around, saw his self as being separate and apart.
Mr. Average, when shopping with his wife, was a typical shopper at his local Walmart.
Mr. Average, regarding his diet, ate all of the typical meat.
Mr. Average lived in a rather typical American suburb and lived on a typical street.
Mr. Average, regarding his shape and weight, was not excessively round.
Mr. Average, regarding his thoughts and feelings, never felt anything profound.
Mr. Average, throughout his life, worked at a very average job.
Mr. Average, regarding living things suffering, was never inclined to sob.
Mr. Average, as a father, sent all of his children to an average school.
Mr. Average had around the normal degree of anger… when someone would call him a fool.
Mr. Average uttered the typical saying as he uttered his very last breath.
Mr. Average, when they hurriedly buried him, was interred at around the average depth.
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An average Cemetery Beetle (1). Photo by Thomas Peace c. 2015
An average Cemetery Beetle. (2). Photo by Thomas Peace c. 2015
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Magnificent beetle! He looks like he’s under water in the second photo 🙂
And poor Mr Average – aren’t most of us just like him!
Thanks, Sci! Most all of us are just like him! 🙂
Fascinating Cemetery Beetle, Tom! I enjoy walking along in my very average way. 🙂
Thanks Amy! Well, your photos certainly aren’t just average! 🙂
hehe, reminds me a bit of Zappa’s song “Bobby Brown” which is rather ambiguous
Never heard it, Mitza.
You can listen to it at youtube. You might like it, I’m not really sure though. But it’s funny.
That’s a beauty, Tom.
Thanks Mike (who, in terms of loving nature) is way above average!
I think the correct word might be obsessive, Tom. ; )
I’ve never met this beetle before. Lovely guy. Mr. Average, in modern terms, “That dude is boring!” Great post.