We represent the Lollypop Guild, The Lollypop Guild, The Lollypop Guild
And in the name of the Lollypop Guild,
We wish to welcome you to Munchkinland.
We welcome you to Munchkinland,
Tra la la la la, la la la, la la la,
Tra la la la la, la la.
Then the wolf showed his teeth and said:
“Then I’ll huff,
and I’ll puff,
and I’ll blow your house down.”
“Well, then please use mouthwash,” said the three little pigs, “Your breath is strong enough to kill an elephant.”
Yet another truly horrifying story:
You, having a bad hair day, reading this stupid
Halloween Blog while
at your computer.